Thursday, August 13, 2009

Common Ground

206 Avenue A (btw 12th & 13th)
New York, NY 10009
(212) 228-6231

In the interests of occasionally pandering to the Twittergraphic, Visceralist hereby debuts its MicroView in which each category is described in the same number of words as the category itself. Enjoy that.

Bathroom situation
- annoyingly average.
Takes credit cards? - do bears shit?
Crowded on weekends? - hipsters wouldn't know.
Seating - deceiving.
Neighborhood - zzzzzz.
Type of crowd - both pleated & flat.
Pretentious/assholes - no rumblin'.
Cost of Stella - it's worth it.
What time people start showing up - on trivia night, leavin' work early.
Bartender efficiency - ku dos.
Official Website - here. Corny.
Food? How late - wannabe upscale bar (food).
TVs? What's on - yes, usually SportsCenter.
Guy:girl ratio - quantity, not quality.
Toys - trivia (Wed).
Age of clientele - just gotta Masters.
Space for dancing? - Bloomberg's cabaret laws.
Grimeyness - Pledge goes fast. [ed. the fuck? rules?]
ID Check Procedure - not even necessary.
Music medium, style & volume
- similar to white noise.
Specials or most popular drink - HH $2 Yuengling, kinda weak.

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